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Michael jackson is dead by Jon Lajoie
來自加拿大喜劇演員Jon Lajoie，也是典型的饒舌歌手；然而每首歌具有諷刺意味濃厚。MV由自己分飾多角親自上陣，雖不是一聽就愛上的歌手；
但其音色變化多端，就這一點：我就覺得Cool！聽聽他的WTF Collective!　wow~比幕後配音員還厲害！竟可以化為不同音色說唱。
其實我不是要介紹這個人；是他唱的音樂 “Michael Jackson is dead”吸引我。聽他音樂的人，心態上要調適一下；因為有人喜歡、有人不太喜歡。
還不都是他的歌詞，真是令人噴飯囧囧囧．．．大家可以去google一下他的另類音樂風格；尤其是歌詞的含意真是屌！(我的屌並不是歌頌他～)；反倒是另一種無言的屌啦！
不管這位歌手是在捍衛或是抨擊；倒是有唱中現實裡，只是沒有幾個能像他如此粗話連篇 (看來是個瘋狂達人囧．．)。
真心話~要是麥可聽到準眉頭深鎖，我看也安息不了。這首歌點閱率還蠻高的，當然～評價兩極化，聽聽也無坊！






Oh my god did you hear
about michael jackson ?
哦，我的天呀!你聽說麥可傑克森的事嗎？
Yeah i heard about michael jackson, its crazy right? 是啊，我聽說了，很瘋狂吧？
Yeah i can't believe it 是啊，我簡直不敢相信
All of a sudden the media is on his side 突然之間，所有媒體都站在他那邊了
I know its crazy right? 我知道很瘋狂吧？
Michael jackson is dead, don't pretend you give a shit 麥可傑克森死了，不要假裝你很在乎
You mother fuckin hypocrites remember what you said he did 你他媽的偽君子記得你說他什麼
Michael jackson is dead, no you never gave a shit 麥可傑克森死了，不要假裝你很在乎
So why are you pretending you mother fuckin hypocrites 那麼，為什麼假裝，你他媽的偽君子
Michael jackson's such a freak, you'd hear it a thousand times a week 你可以聽到每週上千次麥可傑克森是個怪胎
On every fuckin tv screen and on every fuckin magazine 在每一個電視螢幕上和你他媽的雜誌
Yeah sure we liked him for a while, for a few years when he was in style 當然可以，我們喜歡過他一陣子，當那幾年他還很氣派
Then someone said he's a pedophile and fuckin boys is what makes him smile 然後有人說他是一個戀童癖，說你他媽的男孩使他微笑



Then there was a punchline everyday about his skeletor-like face 然後，每天都有關於他的骷髏般的臉
And how he loved 12 year old balls, we didn't care if it was true or false 以及他是多麼愛12歲男孩的蛋，我們不在乎這是真還是假
So so don't pretend that you give a fuck 所以，不要假裝你他媽的
Keep talking about how he sucked 12 year old cock 繼續談論他如何吸吮12歲男孩的蛋
And went from being a cute little black kid and died as a white skeleton robot 而從一個可愛的黑人小孩，變成死為白色骷髏機器人
Michael Jackson is dead 麥可傑克森死了
don't pretend you give a shit 不要假裝你很在乎
you mother fuckin hypocrites 你他媽的偽君子
remember what you said he did 記得你說過他什麼
Michael Jackson is dead 麥可傑克森死了
no you never gave a shit 不，你從來沒有在乎過
so why are you pretending you mother fuckin hypocrites 那麼，為什麼假裝，你他媽的偽君子
Remember when he dangled his kid from a balcony, 記得當他從陽台懸吊他的孩子，
I wasn't hearing you call him legendary 我沒有聽你稱他是傳奇
And when we heard that shit about the caulken kid 當我們聽到那些關於麥考利克金
We said oh my god jacko's mother fuckin sick 我們說 : 噢，我的天呀! 你他媽的變態
He likes fuckin kids! he likes fuckin kids! 他孌童！你他媽的他孌童！
Nobody was talking about his music 沒有人談論他的音樂
Now if i said he died choking on a kid's dick 現在，如果我說他死於在一個孩子的雞巴
You'd say "oh my god thats so offensive!" 你會說“哦，我的天呀！多麼侮辱
Well fuck you, you mother fuckin cunt ass bitch 那麼你他媽的，你他媽的下賤婊子
Everyone in the news you hit the mother fuckin 每個人都在新聞攻擊你他媽的
On your high horse sayin i'm a demon 在你的狂野傲慢裡說我是個惡魔.
Cause i say you overdosed on a boy's semen 因為我說你在一個男孩的精液
Michael jackson is dead, don't pretend you give a shit... 麥可傑克森死了，不要假裝你很在乎
You mother fuckin hypocrites remember what you said he did 你他媽的偽君子記得你說他什麼


Michael
Jackson is dead 麥可傑克森死了
no you never gave a shit 不，你從來沒有在乎


so
why are you pretending you mother fuckin hypocrites 那麼，為什麼假裝，你他媽的偽君子
Oh we're so sad that michael passed away, we loved him so much 哦，麥可死了，我們太難過了，我們太愛他
Really, really did you love him? cause from where i'm standing it kind of
looked like you hated him 真的，你真的愛他嗎？ 因為在我看來似乎是你們恨他
And that you called him a freak and that you wanted him to die 而你叫他怪胎，而且你要他去死
But now that hes dead you love him and he's a legend 但現在他死了你們就愛他，說他是一個傳奇
Oh he's so amazing, oh we love michael jackson! 哦，他是多麼神奇，我們熱愛麥可傑克森！
How bout you go fuck yourself, you big bunch of fuckin hypocrites 你他媽去你的，你他媽偽君子
Here's i'm gunna do this for you.. i'm do this for you 來我為你這樣做
Billie jean was not his lover 比莉珍不是他的愛人
Of course she wasn't, she had a vagina 當然，她不是，她有一個陰道
And she was older than 12 years old 而她在12歲以上
Fuck you hypocrite! 你他媽的偽君子！R.I.P. Michael 安息吧 麥可
I hope there are little boys in heaven 我希望天堂裡有小男孩
Oh fuck off! It’s a joke. 哦 他媽的 只是個玩笑
Fucker
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